Gharwali chudai Kahani-1

Mein Vinod hnu. Umar 23 saal 6 feet 3 inches lambaa hnu, loha jaisa badan mera. Ghar mein mera babuji, maa, buaji aur jethani rahte hein. Jethji guzar gaaye apnaa 36 ki umar pe kareeb 16 saal pehle, jab mein 7 saal ka tha. Jethani tab sirf 30 saal ki thi, babuji 32, maa 26 aur bua kewal 22 ki thee, Apne chhote bahen ki vidhwa ho jana unho se sahan nahi ho paaye.

Mera maa hamesha bimaar rahte thhe. Din bhar soyei rahte the. Jethani aur bua rasoi samhalte thhe. Mein doctori pass kiye mera paros mein ek chamber pe mareezon ka ilaaj karte thhe. Maa zyada tar leite rahte the. Lekin unki ilaaj mein nehi kiya karte thhe. Oho, galati maaf karna. Mera bua vidhwa thee. Apni shaadi ki 4 mahina baad unki pati ka dehant ho gya tha.

Mein har roz subah 7.30 baje nikaal jaate thhe. Dupaher ko khaanaa khaane wapaas aata tha. Do ghanta aaram kortey huye phir 4.30 pm chamber loutkar mareez dekhtey huye calls attend karne ko chal parta tha. Raat 9.30 pm tak sara kaam khatam. Babuji aur maa alag kamre pe sote thhe. Unke kamre ground floor pe thi. Upar first floor pe teen alag kamre mein jethani, bua aur mein soya karte thhe. Neeche kaa teesra kamra dining room thaa. Dono hi floor pe ek toilet aur ek bathroom alag alag thaa.

Aab asli kahani pe aa raha hnu. Ek raat mere aane mein kafi late ho gya, Mein ne pehle hi jaankari de diye thhe. Wapaas aate hi apnaa khaanaa khaayaa aur jaisa hi stairs ke paas aaya to maa ne pukaari. Unke room pe gya to maa ne kahi ki unko toilet jaana tha. Mein ne puchha who aakeli chal paaygi ki nahi, Unho ne inkaar kar diya. Mujhe unki madat karna para. Haat pakar kar toilet ki saamne tak le jaane par maa ne kahi unko chakkar a rahi hyay.

Mein ne unhe andar le gaaye to unho ne mera haat pakar kar nail ki saamne apna nightie utha kar bayth gya Susu’ ho jaane par mein maa ko apne kamre pe laa kar sula diya. Mein ne maa ki bur ko dekha aur ‘susu’ ki awaj mera lund ko khara kar diya.1st floor pahunch kar mein jethani ke kaamre ki andar jhank mara. Jethani tab tak soyi nehi thi. Mujhe dekhi to boli, Vinod beta, khaanaa khaa kar upar aye ho naa?

Mein ne turant jawaab diya, :Ji hna. Do minute andar aana zara. Farmaiye Eisa sab sote waqt sab apne kamra bandh karke nahi sote thee, bua aur mere siwa. Jethani ki haat mein ek tel ki katora thee. Ussey dikha kar boli “meri badan pe zara yeh tel malish kar de na beta. Din bhar bahut dard mehsoos kar rahi hnu poori badan pe, Mein tel ki dabba le kar unko so jaane kaha. Jethani khud hi bole ki haat mein elbows, pyaer ki ghutno se lekar poora pyaer, kamar, sab dukh raha hyay.

Unho ne saree pahne huyi thee. Unke dono haathon pe tel laga kar mein puchha ki pehle pyaer pe lagaun ya kamar pe, to jethani mujh par chhor diye. Kyu ki who byethe huye the, to mein socha kamar pe hi pehle laga loon. Kamar pe tel laga raha tha to jethani kahi ki saree ki andar haat daal kar lagane ke liye. Mein ne kaha, “agar boora na maanenge to kahunga apni saree ko zara dheela kar dijiye, warna saree gandi ho jaaygi. Theek hyay, tum batti buta kar ao. Wyase hi kya mein ne.

Bistra pe wapaas aaya to dekha, jethani ji so gaaye thhe. Andhera mein hi tel ragarna shuru kiya hum. Mehsoos kya ki unho ne saree, petticoat sab khoal ke nangi soyi huyi thee. 46 ki aurat 23 ka jawan ko taras rahi thee. Mein poora ek ghanta bhar unki badan pe tel malish kiya. Kamar se neeche gaand pe jab tel laga raha tha to mein jaan bujh kar unki pyaeron ko phayla diya. Ji, idhar udhar haat lag gya to maaf kar dijiye.

Jawaab aya “beta mein buddhi ho gayi. Tu sharmaa naa maat. Bas mujhe zara aaram dena hyay tujhe. Haat tu jaisa zaroori samajh, chalate rehna. Jethani ki gaand bahut mulayam aur naram si thee. Mujhey bhi tel malish kartey huye zabardast aanand mil raha tha. Mein unki gaand malish kartey huye pyaer par aa pohucha. Wahan bhi tel lagaatey raha, to mehsoos kya jethani aapney pyaeron ko aur bhi phayla dei.

Mera haat jaisa un ki dono pyaeron ki beech aa pohucha, unho ne ekdum neechee awaj se boli, beta aab tel ki dabba ko rakh ke aana, nehi to anjaaney pe kahin naa ulat jaay. Mein unki baaten sun kar dabba chhor ke aya. Dubaara jab mein baitha, to unki do pyaeron ki beech o beech position kya aapney ko. Unho ne phir boli, aab tere unglion se zara do pyaer ki beech ko masal de beta, jisse mujhe chain ki neend aa jaay.

Wahan zara bheeg gya hoga shayad, kyun ki to itna aaram mujhe diya hyay aab tak. Tu uski fikr naa karna beta Jethani apni chhot ko ragarwani chahti thi. Lekin sharmaa rahi bhi thee. Mein ne apna ungli unki choot ki andar ghoosa kar chhedna shuru kiya. Thori hi der mein jethani hishisa uthi aur jhaad gayi. Ek pal baad unho ne boli, “beta mujhe aaj saalon bhar baad tujhse itni aaram mili.

Tere jeth ka dehant ke baad mein bhookhi jo mar rahi thee. Aaj mujhe sachmuch bari shakoon mili. Ho sakey to kabhi kabar iss buddhi ki eysee seva kor te jana. Aur hna. Kisi se kuch naa kehna. Mein uthtey huye jawab diya, “aab be fikr rahiye ji, koi bhi nahi jaan paaygi. Mein kabhi kabar aakar aapko aaram de jaunga. Jethani ki kamre se bahaar aya mein aur seedha bathroom pahuncha haat saaf karne ki wastey.

Jaate waqt dekha ki bua ki kamre se roshni aa raha hyay. Bua aur jethani ke kamre kareeb nehi tha. Kum se kum bees ya pachees haat doori thee dono mein. Hum sabka darwaja waisa khula rehta hyay. Mein ne bathroom se jethani ki choot wali haat dho kar aapney kamre jaatey waqt bua ki kamre mein jhank mara. Bua kuch kar rahi thee, mera saya dekh kar poochhi kaun hyay udher? Mein ne turant jawab diya Aap ka doctor bhateeja.”

Mein jaanta tha ki sara din bua saree pahenkey rahte theay, magar sotey waqt nightie pahen kei sote theay. Mera awaaz sunkar unho ne darwaja tak ayi aur boli, Iss gahrey raat ko janab kya kar raha hyay, mein pooch sakti hun? Zaroor puchhiye memsahiba.” Kuch hi der pehle mein apna chamber se wapaas aya hun. Aab khaanaa khaakar apna bistra ka nishana laga raha hun. Kya aap mujhe iss maamley mein kuch roshni de sakengey?

Aare itni raat kahan dhundtey rahogey. Yanha garage ho jaao naa.
Shhhhhh! Dheereh bua dheereh. Koi sun liya na to satyanaash ho jaay gaa.
Kyu! tu meri saath raat nahi guzar sakta hyay kya?” Tujhe aaj yanhai sona parega.
Theek hyay, mujhe raasta ka kapraa to badal lene do bua. Mein yun gaya aur aya.